mattwilstein:

buzzfeedceleb:

Well, this Rolling Stone cover is great.

Amazing.

mattwilstein:

buzzfeedceleb:

Well, this Rolling Stone cover is great.

Amazing.

imwithkanye:

Could This Be? [entertainment weekly]

imwithkanye:

Could This Be? [entertainment weekly]

nparts:

Tina Fey reacts to the “ashes” of the late North Korean leader Kim Jong-il that Sasha Baron Cohen spilled on Ryan Seacrest om the Oscars’ red carpet. (REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni)
Related:Live Chat: The 2012 Academy Awards Photo Gallery: The 2012 Academy Awards

nparts:

Tina Fey reacts to the “ashes” of the late North Korean leader Kim Jong-il that Sasha Baron Cohen spilled on Ryan Seacrest om the Oscars’ red carpet. (REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni)

Related:
Live Chat: The 2012 Academy Awards
Photo Gallery: The 2012 Academy Awards

latenightjimmy:

feyminism:

TODAY PLEEEEEAAASSSSEEE MAKE THIS HAPPEN!!?

She’s back on the show tonight! WHEEE!!!

(Source: drinkingfortwo)

Liz & Tracy Laugh Off

(Source: slowyourspeed)

Geoff (via gchat): i could see you doing this

Geoff (via gchat): i could see you doing this

latenightjimmy:

New episode of Jersey Floor baaaaaabyyyyyyy! With TINA FEY and AMY POEHLER!

latenightjimmy:

Uhhhh, guess who’s comin’ to the Jersey Floor tonight?????

latenightjimmy:

Uhhhh, guess who’s comin’ to the Jersey Floor tonight?????

“P.S. You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.” - Tina Fey 
sweepmeup:

mynameisclaire:

“Dear Internet” by Tina Fey
From PerezHilton.com/Posted by jerkstore on Wednesday, 1/21/2009, 11:21 P.M.
“In my opinion Tina Fey completely ruined SNL. The only reason she’s celebrated is because she’s a woman and an outspoken liberal. She has not a single funny bone in her body.”
“Dear jerkstore,
Huzzah for the Truth Teller! Women in this country have been over-celebrated for too long. Just last night there was a story on my local news about a “missing girl,” and they must have dedicated seven or eight minutes to “where she was last seen” and “how she might have been abducted by a close family friend,” and I thought, “What is this, the News for Chicks?” Then there was some story about Hillary Clinton flying to some country because she’s secretary of state. Why do we keep talking about these dumdums? We are a society that constantly celebrates no one but women and it must stop! I want to hear what the men of the world have been up to. What fun new guns have they invented? What are they raping these days? What’s Michael Bay’s next film going to be?
When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn’t think anyone would notice, but I persevered because—like you trying to do a nine-piece jigsaw puzzle—it was a labor of love.
I’m not one to toot my own horn, but I feel safe with you, jerkstore, so I’ll say it. Everything you ever hated on SNL was by me, and anything you ever liked was by someone else who did it against my will.
Sincerely,
Tina Fey
P.S. You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.”
(source)

I declare Tina Fey queen of the internet.


She is actually my favourite.

“P.S. You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.” - Tina Fey 

sweepmeup:

mynameisclaire:

“Dear Internet” by Tina Fey

From PerezHilton.com/Posted by jerkstore on Wednesday, 1/21/2009, 11:21 P.M.

“In my opinion Tina Fey completely ruined SNL. The only reason she’s celebrated is because she’s a woman and an outspoken liberal. She has not a single funny bone in her body.”

“Dear jerkstore,

Huzzah for the Truth Teller! Women in this country have been over-celebrated for too long. Just last night there was a story on my local news about a “missing girl,” and they must have dedicated seven or eight minutes to “where she was last seen” and “how she might have been abducted by a close family friend,” and I thought, “What is this, the News for Chicks?” Then there was some story about Hillary Clinton flying to some country because she’s secretary of state. Why do we keep talking about these dumdums? We are a society that constantly celebrates no one but women and it must stop! I want to hear what the men of the world have been up to. What fun new guns have they invented? What are they raping these days? What’s Michael Bay’s next film going to be?

When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn’t think anyone would notice, but I persevered because—like you trying to do a nine-piece jigsaw puzzle—it was a labor of love.

I’m not one to toot my own horn, but I feel safe with you, jerkstore, so I’ll say it. Everything you ever hated on SNL was by me, and anything you ever liked was by someone else who did it against my will.

Sincerely,

Tina Fey

P.S. You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.”

(source)

I declare Tina Fey queen of the internet.

She is actually my favourite.

popculturebrain:

thehoulywoodreporter:

thedatingjungle:

I got Tina Fey’s “Korean Autograph Factory” book, and all I got were 6 “Likes” on Tumblr.

I love Jen.

The face behind 3,650 notes. Out of hundreds, this golden egg is one of two that Fey signed as such. I feel like you should get a tour of 30 Rock from Tina Fey, Willy Wonka style. 

popculturebrain:

thehoulywoodreporter:

thedatingjungle:

I got Tina Fey’s “Korean Autograph Factory” book, and all I got were 6 “Likes” on Tumblr.

I love Jen.

The face behind 3,650 notes. Out of hundreds, this golden egg is one of two that Fey signed as such. I feel like you should get a tour of 30 Rock from Tina Fey, Willy Wonka style. 

62nd Primetime Emmy Awards - Jimmy’s Cold Open (by colbnan)

nprfreshair:

Audio for Tina Fey is now up. Enjoy!

2912 listens (download link)

Dan Stamm (NBC Philadelphia): And after being asked by Cahn about the New Era Cap ad where Baldwin, a Yankees fan, tells The Office star John Krasinski, a Red Sox supporter, “First of all, Yankee fans don’t consider Philadelphia to be a legitimate sports town, John, you know that,” Fey explained it was likely meant tobe funny.

Phillies fans = no sense of humor

i wanted to select my favorites but the whole thing is great
suicideblonde:

Tina Fey answers the Proust Questionnaire
What is your current state of mind?
On the verge of nervous exhaustion, but only for the last seven years.
What is your idea of perfect happiness?
A glass of wine at sunset on Fire Island. / No homework.
What is your greatest fear?
Child, loss or damage thereof.
Which historical figure do you most identify with?
Catherine the Great’s horse.
Which living person do you most admire?
Cathy Rigby. She was really good in that stage version of Peter Pan. No joke.
What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
Procrastination.
What is the trait you most deplore in others?
People who are proud of their ignorance.
What is it that you most dislike?
People who mock education as elitist.
What is your greatest extravagance?
Living in New York City.
What do you most value in your friends?
A willingness to come uptown.
What is your favorite journey?
Pulling up to my parents’ house for Christmas. Just pulling up, though—not the whole drive.
What is your most treasured possession?
A photo of my parents walking around the Acropolis circa 1965. They look like a poster for Two for the Road.
What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
Natural childbirth.
On what occasion do you lie?
During press junkets for movies.
Which living person do you most despise?
Osama bin Laden. Unless we think he’s dead by now, in which case that guy who holds up the GOD HATES FAGS sign.
What or who is the greatest love of your life?
Jeff and Alice Richmond equally, but only because they look exactly alike.
When and where were you happiest?
Anywhere, during the 2 to 24 hours after a successful joke.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I would get 30 hours a day when everyone else gets 24.
What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Providing 200 people with a nice place to work.
If you could change one thing about your family, what would it be?
My husband and I would work less and my daughter would sleep more.
What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
September 12, 2001.
What is your favorite occupation?
Being between jobs but having a good one lined up in about a month or so.
What is your most marked characteristic?
Obedience and a long nose. (I might be a collie.)
Who is your favorite hero of fiction?
Veruca Salt, Francie Nolan, Miss Havisham. That’s me in a nutshell, actually.
How would you like to die?
I would like to drop dead while introducing the “In Memoriam” clip package at the Emmys … on my 10,000th birthday.
What is your motto?
“Stop reaching for the stars!”

i wanted to select my favorites but the whole thing is great

suicideblonde:

Tina Fey answers the Proust Questionnaire

What is your current state of mind?

On the verge of nervous exhaustion, but only for the last seven years.

What is your idea of perfect happiness?

A glass of wine at sunset on Fire Island. / No homework.

What is your greatest fear?

Child, loss or damage thereof.

Which historical figure do you most identify with?

Catherine the Great’s horse.

Which living person do you most admire?

Cathy Rigby. She was really good in that stage version of Peter Pan. No joke.

What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?

Procrastination.

What is the trait you most deplore in others?

People who are proud of their ignorance.

What is it that you most dislike?

People who mock education as elitist.

What is your greatest extravagance?

Living in New York City.

What do you most value in your friends?

A willingness to come uptown.

What is your favorite journey?

Pulling up to my parents’ house for Christmas. Just pulling up, though—not the whole drive.

What is your most treasured possession?

A photo of my parents walking around the Acropolis circa 1965. They look like a poster for Two for the Road.

What do you consider the most overrated virtue?

Natural childbirth.

On what occasion do you lie?

During press junkets for movies.

Which living person do you most despise?

Osama bin Laden. Unless we think he’s dead by now, in which case that guy who holds up the GOD HATES FAGS sign.

What or who is the greatest love of your life?

Jeff and Alice Richmond equally, but only because they look exactly alike.

When and where were you happiest?

Anywhere, during the 2 to 24 hours after a successful joke.

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

I would get 30 hours a day when everyone else gets 24.

What do you consider your greatest achievement?

Providing 200 people with a nice place to work.

If you could change one thing about your family, what would it be?

My husband and I would work less and my daughter would sleep more.

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?

September 12, 2001.

What is your favorite occupation?

Being between jobs but having a good one lined up in about a month or so.

What is your most marked characteristic?

Obedience and a long nose. (I might be a collie.)

Who is your favorite hero of fiction?

Veruca Salt, Francie Nolan, Miss Havisham. That’s me in a nutshell, actually.

How would you like to die?

I would like to drop dead while introducing the “In Memoriam” clip package at the Emmys … on my 10,000th birthday.

What is your motto?

“Stop reaching for the stars!”

1 2 »