nbaoffseason:

Kobe and his Corona could care less about Danny Green’s torrid shooting. (x)

Kobe Bryant likes baseball

nbaoffseason:

Kobe and his Corona could care less about Danny Green’s torrid shooting. (x)

Kobe Bryant likes baseball

nbaoffseason:

nasty.
@kobebryant

nbaoffseason:

nasty.

@kobebryant

gotemcoach:

FATALITY!!!

It’s Kobe vs. Dwight, animated.  From the newest member of the Got ‘Em Coach Family, Jerry Wang destroys your computer screen with Mortal Kombat: Lakers.

Has your face melted off your skull?  Not yet?  Well, click this goddamn link.

I couldn’t be happier to have him on board.  Check out more of Jerry’s hysterical work here.

Jerry + Got ‘Em = Dynamite.

nbahipsters:

What’s the opposite of an NBA Hipster? The Mamba. 

nbahipsters:

What’s the opposite of an NBA Hipster? The Mamba. 

cbssports:

China loves Kobe Bryant.

cbssports:

China loves Kobe Bryant.

gotemcoach:

ANNOUNCER: “This season, Steve Nash and Kobe Bryant star in…Good Cop / Really Bad Cop!”
Coming to a basketball arena near you…
#GotEmCoach

gotemcoach:

ANNOUNCER: “This season, Steve Nash and Kobe Bryant star in…Good Cop / Really Bad Cop!”

Coming to a basketball arena near you…

#GotEmCoach

fuckyeanba:

The superstars on the USA Olympic Basketball team aren’t as similar as you’d think.*
*Aint no way ‘Melo or ‘Bron are carrying their bags. In the former’s case, he’d probably strain something in his back.
[Via]

fuckyeanba:

The superstars on the USA Olympic Basketball team aren’t as similar as you’d think.*

*Aint no way ‘Melo or ‘Bron are carrying their bags. In the former’s case, he’d probably strain something in his back.

[Via]

nbaoffseason:

Oh, Coach Kobe Bryant

nbaoffseason:

Oh, Coach Kobe Bryant

nbaoffseason:

Kobe Bryant might actually be human, you guys! 
This was during Game 3 of the Kings vs. Canucks NHL playoff game. 
@Suga_Shane

nbaoffseason:

Kobe Bryant might actually be human, you guys! 

This was during Game 3 of the Kings vs. Canucks NHL playoff game. 

@Suga_Shane

nbaoffseason:

Alright guys, get to Photoshoppin’

When asked if he would guard Lin, Kobe gave what might have been the greatest answer to any question ever asked: “Jesus Christ. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.”

Bryant is asked about the player who has been dominating league headlines for more than a week and he reacts like someone queried him on the minutiae of a Game of Thrones plot point. And this is why Kobe Bryant is the best. He is the worst. But he is also the best.

You know the “Would You Get a Beer With Them” test that politicians face? I would love to get a beer with Kobe Bryant. The only problem is, as soon as we got to whatever bar we were going to, Kobe would be like, “This is what you do for fun? Is this place for fucking real? Is that fucking Superchunk on the jukebox? Is it 1995 or some shit?”

I would happily buy the first round.

— Chris Ryan | Grantland

(Source: grantland.com)

nationalpostsports:

Read our NBA previewThe lockout has reduced the 2011-12 National Basketball Association season to 66 games, stuffed (along with an all-star weekend, because we can’t do without that) into 124 days. So after a five-plus month work stoppage, plus a couple of weeks to allow the New Orleans Hornets to fill out their roster, what can we expect from late December to late April? Photo: Lucy Nicholson/Reuters

nationalpostsports:

Read our NBA preview
The lockout has reduced the 2011-12 National Basketball Association season to 66 games, stuffed (along with an all-star weekend, because we can’t do without that) into 124 days. So after a five-plus month work stoppage, plus a couple of weeks to allow the New Orleans Hornets to fill out their roster, what can we expect from late December to late April? Photo: Lucy Nicholson/Reuters