- Me: I am debating if I should write to Keebler's right now. They forgot a cookie. I opened my cookie package and there was one missing!!!
- Me: I have been ripped off of a delicious cookie
- AR: You have
- AR: Those elf fuckers
Bake cookies on outside of muffin pan to create bowls for ice cream. YUM. :)
Wow! What a cool idea!
How Hot Is It? of the Day: Really hot.
THERE ARE TIMES WHERE I JUST WANT TO LOUDLY PROCLAIM HOW MUCH I LOVE AMERICA
THIS IS LIKE COOKIE INCEPTION AND I AM GOING SHADES OF FAT AUSTRIA HERE
If this is wrong, I don’t want to be right.