I had to pee so bad, it was unbelievable. I didn’t know whether to sit down or go do it or what, but I had to go relieve myself.
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California Angels of Los Angeles or Anaheim starting pitcher JERED WEAVER, on why he decided to forgo tradition and take a bathroom break during the eighth inning of what would become a no-hitter against the Minnesota Twins.
Heh.
(via the New York Daily News)